Rickey Henderson: The Last Refuge Of The Tortured Cubs Fan

Things are getting so bad on the North Side of Chicago that Cubs bloggers are pleading for them to sign Big Bad Rickey.

Now, here's a tried and true professional who still has great speed and is both willing and able to take walks, talents that are rare on the 2005 Cubs. Next time Hendry wants to add another MLB minimum wage player to the Cubs roster, he ought to sign Henderson right up.

The Rickey Henderson Option [CubsNet]