Roger Clemens Retires! Really! (OK, Not Really)

So, here we go: Roger Clemens is retiring again. Probably. Yeah, totally. But who knows?

Clemens says he plans to retire after the World Baseball Classic — he's pitching against South Africa on Friday — but says that if he's "in the stands in Boston or New York," he might want to come back again. So you know what that means.

Until then, we're pretty certain Roger will be hanging out on a tractor with Brett Favre in Mississippi.

Clemens Expects To Hang Them Up — For Now [USA Today]