Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits

Should Roy Williams be enjoying himself this much, considering how completely he screwed up your office pool brackets? Well, at least he's not trying to make money off of the back of the young lady, like someone we know.

The sad part is that all the autograph hounds camp out here every year on this date, knowing that Roy will have a day off.

And I'm pretty sure that this signature will not count toward her required 15 pieces of flair.

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