Rugby Players Love Their Children Lightly Toasted

This handsome young gentleman is Lucien Hoffman, of the Reno Zephyrs rugby club. This weekend, Reno held "The Biggest Little Rugby Tournament In The World," (clever!) which was sponsored by the Mustang Ranch brothel. Hoffman was there. Inside. At the brothel. Oh, yeah: And his two-year-old daughter was lock in the car out in the parking lot, where it was 95 degrees because it's, you know, Reno.

The child been noticed by the brothel security guard, Hoffman's vehicle wouldn't have been allowed in. When security guards did hear her crying and couldn't locate her parents, they contacted the sheriff's office and took the child inside the brothel. "It was 95 degrees out at that time of day, and you have to figure another 30 degrees on top of that inside a vehicle even with the windows down," Quirk said. After Hoffman's arrest, the toddler was treated for dehydration and released to the Nevada Division of Child and Family Services. She was returned to her mother in Bend, Ore.

We think it's worth noting that the brothel was actually a sponsor of the tournament, so, somehow, we imagine they've seen things like this happen before. But hey: It was a dry heat!

Father Arrested After Leaving Toddler In Car At Brothel Parking Lot [Fox News]