"Scott Van Pelt Still Look Like A Penis," And Other Mean CFB Tweets

Here's the obligatory Disney conglomerate mean-tweet-reading reacharound. There's a good SVP joke in there, but as always, what you're looking for here is the moron who can't even ham up a tweet correctly (it's Jesse Palmer, who sucks).

Anyway, here are some tweets from the guy who told Mark May he was going to mail him some poop. He's also an OSU fan:

And here's a bonus burn from the guy who got Lou Holtz: