Selfie-Taking, Photo-Bombing Ball Boy Had Best Performance Of Portugal-Wales Game

Where Portugal and Wales failed to actualize their best selves during yesterday’s bland Euro semifinal, this enterprising teen ball boy put together a performance for the ages, one every subsequent ball boy will aspire to replicate.

A selfie with Cristiano Ronaldo, a spot in the team picture, and acknowledgement from Ronaldo— the cheekiest bastard of all—for how impressively cheeky it all was. Masterful work.