SHOTY First Round: Ron Mexico Vs. Mark Mangino

Pretty much every first-round SHOTY matchup has been a blowout. And we doubt this No. 1 vs. No. 16 matchup will be much different.

The biggest trouble with this one? Whether to go with Vick, Mexico or Ookie.

No. 1 Seed Ron Mexico Suffered some weed-stashing problems. Appears to have electrocuted puppies. Fessed up. Mercifully suspended by the NFL. Checked into prison.

No. 16 Seed Mark Mangino Fat.

So, make your picks. The final first-round matchup is Thursday.

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