SI.com: The Web's Pauly Shore

From the things that were a bad idea from the start department: Some poor sucker at SI.com tries an imaginary conversation between Larry David and Nate Newton. Highlight: So? It bothers me. Sitting within a 10-foot radius of this kind of gluttony bothers me. And what I am supposed to do when I'm finished. I'm just eating one burger like a normal person. I'll be done with mine, you'll have 10 to go. You're not supposed to make someone watch you eat. Didn't your mother ever teach you that?

Oof.

An Imaginary Conversation Between Larry David and Nate Newton [SI.com]