It’s no secret the ubiquitous TV ads for gambling, er, “daily fantasy” sites like DraftKings and FanDuel have taken over football’s bathroom breaks this season in ways boner pill manufacturers could only dream of. Everyone’s sick of hearing about this garbage, so we made something that, by comparison, will make you beg to see dopey white guys celebrating with giant checks.

So here’s an ad that, if it came on your TV, would leave you in a panic to change the channel. It’s the worst TV ad ever, we think.

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