Smoot Isn't The Only One Who Misbehaves On Boats

Gerald Swindle is known as the G-Man, and he likes rock 'n roll music (I'm guessing from his website) and catchin' fish. That's him crying in the picture. He's crying because he's a huge dick.

At least, that's the implication from the people in charge of BASS, which stands for... I don't know, fishing. The BASS people disqualified Swindle's Day 2 catch at the Bassmaster Classic because of "unsafe boating." Swindle drove his boat a little too close to someone else's boat. I guess that's a no-no.

Fortunately for all of us, there's video of the hair-rasing incident. You can find it at the bottom of the story here. First, you see Swindle's boat motoring into frame, as he makes some sort of gesture. Then he cruises past and leaves two fellow fisherman alone with their unbridled rage.

GeraldSwindle.com Swindle's Day 2 catch disqualified, will miss final [ESPN.com Outdoors]