Soccer Moms Care Nothing Of Your Missing Ear Excuses

This lad here is Erek Brown, appearing on one of those family court shows with his mom. His complaint: Mom made him play soccer even though his ear was partially bitten off by a dog. Mom: "He was the star player. The team would have lost without him." Judge Penny: "But his ear was bitten off!" Mom: "But it was sewn back on! He's fine." Follow the irrefutable trail of logic in the video after the jump.

It's only with this kind of dedication that soccer will ever have a chance to catch on in this country. Kid Gets Ear Bitten Off By Dog; Mom Forces Him To Play Soccer [Mouthpiece Blog]