You know this jackass couldn't wait till the Tour de France's 18th stage yesterday. You know he carefully picked out that green headband, that pink tank top, those mismatched gloves, those red socks, and those neon yellow leggings just for this. You know he absolutely had to be seen next to someone on a bike, and that when Tejay Van Garderen came wheeling toward him up there in the Alpe-d'Huez, his moment had finally arrived. And away he went.

Now you know some fucking guy in a blue T-shirt was having none of it:

h/t to Super Rookie

Photos: Evil Cycling