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Today Steph Curry is competing at the Ellie Mae Classic on the Web.com Tour, and, my friends, I have some dispiriting news: Steph appears to be balling.

Steph’s day started shakily, with bogeys on three of his first five holes, but he sank a birdie putt on the par-5 15th and went par-par-par to finish the back-nine at plus-two. He is currently sitting tied for 63rd, ahead of some honest-to-God professional golfers. And it just truly makes you sick.