Storm Cat Is More Man Than Any Of Us

This stallion right here is Storm Cat. And we mean stallion in every possible way.

Storm Cat is considered the premier breeding horse on the planet, with a a live foal stud fee of $500,000, "the highest advertised figure for a stallion in the world." But, sadly, Storm Cat is slowing down, only siring 96 mares this year, as opposed to 111 last year. Though, he "performed his duties enthusiastically." So there's that.

That's all rather impressive when you consider that Storm Cat is 24 years old, which is around 85 in human years. That Storm Cat: Not messing around. He's like Tony Randall but, you know, alive.

And, at least, we finally understand how Barbaro died.

Storm Cat Slowing Down, But Still Has Good Breeding Season [BloodHorse]