Strikers Spend Their Lives Dreaming Of A Score As Pretty As This Own Goal

Welcome to YouTube, Festus Baise. The Nigerian defender, playing for Citizen in the Hong Kong first division, went reverse scorpion on his own net. Setting aside the unfortunate result, what was he hoping to accomplish? He was either going for the most stylish clearance of all time, or had a mid-air full-body spasm that resolved itself into a terrible thing of beauty.