Sweet Jesus, It's Almost Time!
This image was lost some time after publication. Looking for an edge in your NCAA Basketball Tournament office pool? Perhaps you should rely on help from above. Yes, we've seen your bracket, and prayer is the only answer. And just to be sure, you should also probably pick up some official Jesus basketball gear — including the jersey Christ himself would wear, if Christ attended a trendy private Christian school. Over at Heavenly Jerseys, you can not only wear, but share, your faith. Imagine your parents' pride as they hear from the stands: "Foul on No. 7 white, with the elbow, intentional; two shots." Jerseys come in football and baseball styles too — just the thing for that Kurt Warner or Orel Hershiser fan in your family. From the site:
"What makes our jerseys unique is that the locker tag on each jersey is inscribed with the scripture Philippians 4:13, 'I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.'"
So remember, even as Oral Roberts is getting the piss beaten out of them by Memphis in the first round, Jesus will always be a No. 1 seed.
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