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NFL teams chomping at the bit to sign Deshaun WatsonSo, does the rest of the NFL know now that not being charged criminally doesn’t equal innocence in civil lawsuits, or do we need another agenda-serving Adam Schefter tweet-gone-wrong to illustrate that lining up to court Deshaun Watson is still a risky endeavor?...

Here’s One Way to Get Revenge Without Throwing a Baseball at Someone’s SkullMiguel Sanó destroyed a baseball on Saturday, launching a Joe Jiménez pitch off the facing of the second deck in Minneapolis to pull the Twins within a run of the Tigers in the eighth inning. Sanó then had the game-tying hit in the ninth before Byron Buxton beat out a walkoff infield single....

FUCK YEAH! IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!Holy shit! It's here! It's finally here! The first day of school! SOMEONE PINCH ME ON THE ASS SO I KNOW IT'S REAL!...

And After He Took The Shot, He Beat The Crap Out Of Both Of Them

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At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out

For too long, the video of wanking correspondent Carl Monday's investigation into the activities of Mike Cooper's right hand has been subject to the whims of copyright enforcement. No longer. Here it is, brand spanking new, archived for all eternity....