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Fan Tosses Helmet At Jerry Jones, Hits Him In Head<em></em>

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones took a helmet to the head before today’s game against the 49ers in Santa Clara. It seems that an overeager fan wanted the team memorabilia signed. ...

Trevor Siemian Hurt His Shoulder [Update]

Denver Broncos quarterback Trevor Siemian injured his left shoulder after Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive tackle Clinton McDonald sacked him in today’s game. ...

Idiot In Gorilla Suit Wearing "All Lives Matter" Shirt Invades Lions-Bears Game

An idiot in a gorilla suit ran around Soldier Field during today’s Lions-Bears game. After a few seconds of freedom, the person slipped and was apprehended by stadium security....

Shooting A Bow And Arrow Will Cost You 15 Yards

With Washington up 24-20 over the Cleveland Browns in the fourth quarter, Josh Norman intercepted Cody Kessler and proceeded to mime shooting a bow and arrow. Unsportsmanlike conduct, 15-yard penalty, wash, rinse, repeat, we’ve seen this. But the official call has a curious lack of “pretending to” o...

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Pete Morelli With A Moment Of Honesty During Bills-Pats

Cam Newton Earns Taunting Penalty

Cam Newton will have to keep his nose clean for the rest of today’s game against the Falcons after earning a first-quarter taunting penalty. NFL rules call for a player to be ejected after his second unsportsmanlike conduct penalty, and there’s still 55 minutes of football to get through. ...

Bills-Patriots Pregame Warmups Turn Into A Big Shoving Match

The Buffalo Bills and New England Patriots couldn’t wait until kickoff to start hitting each other. These guys are mad!...

The Already-Enormous Body Count: Today's Guide To Ignoring The NFL

Ah yes, Week 4—the first week of NFL byes and something like the quarter mark of the NFL regular season. Always a fine time to check in on player health around the league. After all, bye weeks are when teams get a week off to rest up and heal. How’s everyone doing?...

Idiot On The Field Gets Bodyslammed By Angel Pagan [Update]

This is what happens, sometimes, to Idiots On The Field. More video follows:...

The Dolphins Do Everything Wrong

Let’s check in on the Dolphins after last night’s walk through a field of banana peels, shall we?...

It's Probably Time To Start Worrying About Sammy Watkins

Star Buffalo Bills receiver Sammy Watkins had surgery to repair a broken foot in the offseason, but was supposed to be fully healthy and ready to play by the time the season started. Watkins started the first two games, but missed last week’s game after his foot got stepped on during practice. He’s ...

Woof, Ryan Tannehill

I will come clean and admit that there was a time, not even two years ago, when I thought Ryan Tannehill was going to be a very good NFL quarterback. I have submitted my resignation to Tim Marchman, and will step down as a sports writer-abouter if it’s accepted....

No, Josh Gordon Did Not Get Caught With A Pound Of Weed At The Airport

Last night, Scout.com reported that Josh Gordon got popped trying to bring a pound of weed onto a flight from Cleveland to L.A., and that the smuggling incident is what prompted him to check into rehab. Here’s the extremely strange crux of the supposed incident, which happened after Gordon made his ...

John Farrell To Sassy Fan: "Why Don't You Shut Your Ass Up?"

Last night’s game between the Red Sox and Yankees, the final game the two will play against each other this season, was fairly uneventful. David Ortiz got some cheers from the New York crowd, C.C. Sabathia pitched well, and John Farrell kept most of his stars off the field....

A.J. Green Will Catch Anything You Throw At Him

For a good chunk of tonight’s game against the Miami Dolphins, Bengals star A.J. Green had more receiving yards than the Dolphins had total yards. Were it not for a flukey touchdown on Miami’s first possession of the game, his 173 receiving yards would have outpaced them. Green has made the Pro Bowl...

Lady Gaga To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show; They've Done Worse

Lady Gaga is going to perform during the Super Bowl halftime show this year. This led the Deadspin staff down a rabbithole. We’ve been Remembering Some Shows, and figured we’d open it up to everyone....

Josh Gordon Is Headed To Rehab

Cleveland Browns receiver Josh Gordon will enter in-patient rehab, the team announced today....

NFL Suspends Randy Gregory 10 More Games For Violating Substance Abuse Policy

Cowboys defensive end Randy Gregory has been serving a four-game suspension for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, and was appealing another 10-game suspension for an additional violation of the policy. Today, Gregory dropped his appeal and will now remain suspended through Week 14....

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