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Behold: The Los Angeles Rams' New Logo Is A Giant Penis With HornsThe Rams unveiled their new logos today as they get ready to move into their new stadium in Inglewood this fall....

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?<em></em>Happy new year, one and all. This year, resolve to take better care of your dick and balls; last year you did a really bad job of it....

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?<em></em>If Christmas is all about putting stuff up butts, New Year’s Day is the day to read about the many methods of absolute destruction of America’s dick and balls, and to be thankful it wasn’t you. Unless it was....

Utah Parent Wants School Mascot Renamed Because It Sounds Like The Word Penis

Farmington High School won’t open until next year. When it does, it will serve the community in and around Farmington, a fast-growing city in northern Utah. But the school already has a mascot, the Phoenix. The mythical bird was chosen by a vote of area children; it beat out Farmers, Eagles, Firebir...

Okay, Seriously, What's Going On With Antonio Cromartie's Penis?

Free-agent cornerback Antonio Cromartie’s wife, Terricka, recently gave birth to the couple’s sixth child. This is the 14th child that Cromartie has fathered, and the third that has been born after he had a vasectomy....

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?<em></em>

OK, so you’ve already learned about all the things we shoved inside ourselves last year. But what about our dangly bits? Rest assured, we punished them....

Defensive Lineman Crashes Out Of NFL Combine 40-Yard Dash Due To Dick Falling Out Of Shorts [NSFW]

Mississippi State defensive lineman Chris Jones had trouble staying upright as he finished his 40 attempt today at the NFL combine, and replays revealed why: his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds....

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

Ah, the penis. That most comical and vulnerable of body parts. It was a bad year for all of us, but for the approximately 1.2 billionth year in a row since the emergence of sexual differentiation, it was a particularly rough year for groins. This selection of real, horrible injuries proves that Murp...