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Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get StabbyLost and forlorn over Monday night's lost to the rival Vikings, one Packer fan took it upon himself to show one loudmouth he couldn't take the heckling anymore. So he stabbed him in the stomach. [StarTribune]...

Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Here's a pretty amazing story about one brave spear fisherman who went all Stabby McStabberson to keep a hungry tiger shark from eating his friend....

More fun with Stabby! [Ardmoreite]...

OK, so your team lost the football game. There's no reason to get all stabby about it. [Washington Post]...

Alston Polishing His Offseason Slash Moves

Remember when Rafer Alston was a feel good story, the streetball player nicknamed "Skip To My Lou" who transitioned his game to the NBA? Well, maybe not "feel good" — the guy did plead no contest in 1997 for assaulting his girlfriend — but certainly, it wasn't this bad, was it?...

Who's The Next Punter To Attempt To Kill Off His Competition?

AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Email him to let him know what you think....

Insert Your "Slicing Through The Line" Joke Here

The Nationwide Punter Menace Tredges On

Remember Mitch Cozad? He's the Northern Colorado backup punter who, last September, allegedly stabbed the starting punter to take his starting spot. It was more proof, once again, that you can never, ever trust a goddamned punter....