Thanksgiving Foodstuffs, Ranked

1. Gravy

2. Stuffing, from inside the turkey

3. Green bean casserole

4. Mashed potatoes

5. Turkey, thigh

6. Candied yams/sweet potatoes

7. Pie, pumpkin

8. Stuffing, cooked separately ("dressing")

9. Pie, other

10. Ham

11. Corn, loose

12. Turkey, drumstick

13. Brussels sprouts

14. Cranberry sauce, canned

15. Turkey, breast

16. Squash

17. Dinner roll

18. Carrots, glazed

19. Corn, on the cob

20. Turkey, wing

21. Salad

22. Cranberry sauce, real

23. Being hit by a car

24. Green beans, non-casserole