The Oakland A's just claimed outfielder and first baseman Alex Hassan, plucking him from the Boston Red Sox farm system. You might be wondering why we are telling you about a 26-year-old career minor leaguer getting claimed off waivers, and the reason is that Alex Hassan happens to be Subject 6 from the infamous Duke Fuck List.

Let us now take a moment to revisit Hassan's fuck scouting report:

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Sounds like the A's have gotten themselves a solid teammate who will bring a lot of witty banter to the clubhouse.

If you'd like to take this opportunity to revisit the Duke Fuck List in its entirety, go ahead and scroll down.

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