The A's Just Claimed Subject 6 From The Duke Fuck List

The Oakland A's just claimed outfielder and first baseman Alex Hassan, plucking him from the Boston Red Sox farm system. You might be wondering why we are telling you about a 26-year-old career minor leaguer getting claimed off waivers, and the reason is that Alex Hassan happens to be Subject 6 from the infamous Duke Fuck List.

Let us now take a moment to revisit Hassan's fuck scouting report:

Sounds like the A's have gotten themselves a solid teammate who will bring a lot of witty banter to the clubhouse.

If you'd like to take this opportunity to revisit the Duke Fuck List in its entirety, go ahead and scroll down.