The Banker Defeats The Twins

• Twins GM Bill Smith did not have a successful round of "Deal Or Not Deal." [ Simon On Sports] • Tony Gonzalez does not eat meat, sheep balls or otherwise. [ Machochip] • Tigers fans are more depressed than they probably should be. [ The Fynal Cut] • No Lingerie Bowl this year, we're afraid. [ Lion In Oil] • People: Pete Carroll is not going to the NFL. Can we stop now? [ Rumors And Rants] • How about some American Gladiators power rankings? [ Live From The Russian Compound] • We do think it would be funny if Tom Petty played Guitar Hero at halftime. [ Serious Sports Network] • White Sox fans rejoice at finally not having to see Johan Santana anymore. [ Foul Balls]