The Bear Had No Use For Sideline Reporters

The more I watch this, the more I laugh. That's legendary Alabama coach Paul "Bear" Bryant, just barely stopping short of saying something like, "Look, you stupid bitch." Today's coaches (for the most part) are too publicly polite to embarrass a sideline reporter by pointing out the absurdity of their questions ... The Bear had no such qualms, making for a rough day on the job for Anne Simon.

The last line is my favorite. "We're gonna try to receive the football and take it for a touchdown." That simple enough for you, sweetheart? You understand what a touchdown is? Does your little feminine brain understand that when we have the football and we make it cross the goal line, we get six points for it? Good. That's what we're going to try to do.

Now get your little chicken ass back in the kitchen, Anne Simon.

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