The Bitch Slap Heard 'Round The Bleachers

When they're not humping each other in bathrooms or throwing beer or being sorta racist, the denizens of Wrigley Field are apparently slapping each other in the face. Except they're being sorta racist then, too.

Reader Zach filmed this lady's Rick James impression and urged us to "show to all deadspinners." What could have caused this mess?

Sayeth Zach:

It was clearly a racial fight. Pretty pathetic. The girl who got slapped(white trashhhh) was arguing that her foot rest (actually the bleacher) was being taken over by the girl who slapped her.

So thank you Zach, and thank you to the fans in the bleachers. You make me ashamed to like that team more and more every day.