The Collected Wisdom Of Sex Aficionado Billy Bush

Donald Trump claiming that stardom affords him the right to “Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything,” is certainly the wildest and lewdest thing caught on tape in a video published by the this afternoon.

However, the co-star of the video is one Billy Bush, Access Hollywood host and failson of that. Bush, a celebrity in his own right, also has a lot to say, in between chortling along as ham balloon Donald Trump fantasizes about sexual harassment.

Here is a list of all the wisdom Billy Bush has to dispense in the video:

“Sheesh, your girl’s hot as shit! In the purple.”

“Yes, the Donald has scored! Whoa, my man!”

[insuppressible chuckles at Trump describing how he likes to do kisses]

“Whatever you want.”

“Yeah those legs, all I can see is the legs.”

“Come on shorty.”

“Oof get out of the way honey. Oh, that’s good legs.”

“How about a little hug for the Donald? He just got off the bus.”

“How about a little hug for the Bushy? I just got off the bus.”

“Here we go. Excellent. Well, you’ve got a nice co-star here.”

“As soon as a beautiful woman shows up he just, he takes off. This always happens.”

“It’s hard to walk next to a guy like this. Yeah, you get in the middle, there we go.”

“Now if you had to choose honestly between one of us: me or the Donald?”

Billy Bush clearly sounds like a man who has interacted with human women in a sexual manner.