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The Lakers Were Classless Yesterday, According To The Cue Cards Magic Johnson Is Reading

An alternate interpretation: "I am not. Reading from cue. Cards. Next card. I am saying. Original thoughts. That I have thought. I am doing. My very best. To sound somber and. Grave. By dramatically spacing. My words. Is it. Working."

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