Usually with cheerleaders, the general rule of thumb is "the more jiggling, the better." With the group the New Jersey Nets are attempting to put together, though, the jiggling will be out of control and it will be 100% unwelcome.
The Nets are looking to put together a senior dance team, and they unfortunately do not mean high school seniors. Tryouts are open to men and women over the age of 60, and must have "some dancing capability." No prior experience with dancing, no training, nothing like that... what you need is the ability to move and at least one functioning hip.
If you're interested in trying out, or just curious to see a large gathering of retired New Jersey strippers, open auditions are November 20th from 5 p.m. - 7 p.m. at the Nets practice facility. If you show up, you might also get Nenad Krstic's autograph, because I'm guessing that he'll be there, looking to hook up.
Nets to Hold Auditions for New Senior Dance Team [NJNets.com]