The Olympic Swag Bags Are Pretty Sad

This picture of a stuffed bear, which really looks more like the corpse of a stuffed bear that has been shoved into a vacuum-sealed bag so as to save its meat for harvesting, is just one of the sad items that can be found in the goodie bags that are available to Olympic media in Sochi. The Toronto Star's Cathal Kelly offers us a tour:

OK, so Kelly's complaints are a bit much—I mean, what was he expecting, an Xbox One and a Rolex?—but that stuffed bear is super creepy.