The Other Canseco Got Arrested On DUI Charges This Morning

If this report from the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office is to be believed, Osvaldo Canseco got arrested at 2:13 this morning and blew a .109.

Listed as his next of kin: "##########."

He listed his job as "baseball dir" at "Sports Center," in which "Sports Center" is a sporting-goods store. A depressingly named sporting-goods store that probably doesn't even have a live "Stu Scott" mannequin in the window.

Still, if it doesn't show up on twin brother Jose's Twitter feed, it didn't happen, and it hasn't yet. Here's hoping he isn't relying on ########## for the $500 bail.