The Philles Will Crush Your Children

Here's something we missed from yesterday, via Philadelphia Will Do: It's Phillies catcher Mike Lieberthal attacking a little girl in the stands. Well, kind of. Poor kid: Guy didn't even apologize. Moral of the story: The seats at Dodger Stadium, they're way too close to the field, man.

The Phillies Are Assholes (And It's Awesome) [Philadelphia Will Do]