The "Progressive Liberal" Wipes His Butt With The Confederate Flag

At last check in July, indie wrestler the “Progressive Liberal” Daniel Richards won his match against a Trump supporter but still had to wear a diaper and drink gross milk out of a baby bottle. A couple of weeks later at Dukes Fest, a Dukes of Hazzard-themed festival in Virginia, Richards wrestled again and used the Confederate flag as a prop, to the vocal displeasure of the audience.

The ritual was quite elaborate: Richards unfurled a garbage bag, asked the crowd if they knew what it was for, pulled out the official flag of America’s losers, wiped himself with it, and tossed it in the trash.

For his next stunt, Richards should deliver his finishing move, the Liberal Agenda, to a wrestler dressed up as a Confederate statue.