The Size Of Zyg Gregorek's Boat Is Just Fine, Thanks

If you're searching for the world's greatest fisherman look no further. And here I thought it was the guy on the Gorton's fishsticks box. Anyway, a British angler has caught nine species of shark, including the great white, which led some international organization of big-game fishermen to dub him the bestest, better than all the restest. But can he touch me in Sega Bass Fishing for the Wii? Dream on, shark boy.

Zyg Gregorek, 65, is the first recreational fisherman anywhere to catch all 27 species in the three so-called "royal slams" set by the International Game Fish Association (IGFA) - hooking nine species of shark, including the great white, ten of billfish and eight of tuna.

I'm pretty sure "royal slam" is an entree at Denny's, but impressive none the less.

It's not all fun and games, though; there are amusing accidental injuries as well.

"I caught a black marlin in Mozambique and when I jumped in to celebrate, I cut my leg on the propeller."

That'll teach you to mess with Jacque Jones.