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Hey, Ronaldo's first televised interview! What a skinny little lad he was! Just chatting away with a buddy on the subway! And what teeth! Nice little pad there, Ronny! Bet you played that PS2 a lot, huh! Oh, to just be watching the boob tube with the...uh, is that an airplane crashing into the World Trade Center two minutes in?! Holy shit it i...oh, you were into techno back then? Interesting! Oops, better get back to training!


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