
Setting: The clown-ass internet.
Time: Ongoing.
Enter an NBA STAR, an NBA PLAYER, a TEAM SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT, a TEAM EXECUTIVE and the THE DANG MEDIA.
NBA STAR
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TEAM SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT
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TEAM EXECUTIVE
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NBA PLAYER

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THE DANG MEDIA

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