The Trade Deadline, In One Act

Setting: The clown-ass internet.

Time: Ongoing.

Enter an NBA STAR, an NBA PLAYER, a TEAM SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT, a TEAM EXECUTIVE and the THE DANG MEDIA. 

NBA STAR

THE DANG MEDIA

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TEAM SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT

THE DANG MEDIA

TEAM EXECUTIVE

NBA PLAYER

THE DANG MEDIA

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