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The Ultimate Super Bowl Dip Semifinals Start NOW. VOTE!

We are shocked–SHOCKED!—that #1 seeded Onion Dip went down with the barest of fights, having been roundly trounced by Queso, which took a whopping 65 percent of votes. We also bid a wistful adieu to Spinach & Artichoke Dip and Pico de Gallo.

As we mourn the loss of that esteemed old coot Onion Dip, we must also note with some regret that, with the Fall of the House of 7 Layer/Taco Dip, we've just narrowly missed voting our way into an All Tex-Mex Final Four. An All Tex-Mex Final Four may have actually been the thing that caused Fox News to collapse in on its own outrage. MAYBE NEXT YEAR.


Our disappointment is assuaged by the promise of two fierce match-ups, both of which have shaped up to be battles of Hot Dip v. Cold Dip. Will Queso/Velveeta & Rotel dominate over a very strong Plantlife Division champ? Can Classic Salsa hold strong against Playoffs powerhouse Buffalo Chicken Dip? Polls are open—cast your vote before Noon EST tomorrow (Saturday, February 1)!

(Note: Some of you experienced technical difficulties with yesterday's polls—namely, those polls being completely invisible. If you can't view the embedded polls below, click the links to go directly to their Polldaddy pages.)




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