The White Trashiest Family Ever Hopes You Had A Good Thanksgiving

Is that not the greatest photo ever? Insane Clown Posse tattoo? Check. Pro wrestling t-shirt? Check. Weed t-shirt? Check. Pregnant belly busting out over unbuttoned pants? Damn right, check. Do I even need to tell you this photo was taken at a Mötley Crüe concert?

Anyway, hope you all had a tolerable time with your respective loved ones. But if you didn't, feel free to share your Thanksgiving stories here. Bust ass and cause Meemaw to gag? Sit in front of the TV all day to avoid your sister babbling about her failing third marriage? Make a drunken pass at your attractive cousin? Make a drunken pass at your non-attractive cousin? Let's hear it.

Not a hell of a lot happened in the sports world last night. Certainly, no biggest sports star in the world taking the first steps to destroying their marriage and their career, à la Tiger Woods. (As far as we know. The day is young.) And it'll be another slow day today, but we'll be here with you. Katie Bakes is over at Jezebel, so today might be the day for you to make nicey-nice with their commenters. Or at least don't say I sent you.

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Onwards.