They Threw A Parade For Phil Kessel

The Pittsburgh Penguins held their Stanley Cup parade today, but really, all I care about is what Phil Kessel did.

But before the winger rode through the streets of Pittsburgh, he got a haircut and shaved his beard. Phil had to be ready for the big day:

Kessel’s linemates Carl Hagelin and Nick Bonino sung his praises at the parade. When it came time for Phil to talk, he grabbed the Stanley Cup, held it in the air, and yelled, “Woo!”

Kessel rode with Hagelin on the back of a pickup, and soaked it all in:

Hold out until the end of this video to see Phil stumble:

Congratulations to Phil Kessel for being Phil Kessel.