This Is All Salieri's Fault

• If you're going to cover the Tom Izzo beat you better be able to box out. [ FanIQ] • Who hasn't been wondering what Wally Backman's up to? [ Enjoy the Enjoyment] • Detroit Lions linebacker Ernie Sims isn't scared of getting hit in the jewels. Mike Sellers, you know what to do. [ Andy's Blog] • The Toronto Maple Leafs do not want to see their players showing up naked on the Youtubes. Finally, something we can agree on. [ FanHouse] • Oh Manchild, you used to be so sweet, why are so salty now? [ Wizznutzz] • Chuck Klosterman thinks he knows how to save sports media, but I'm not sold on Ace Frehley as a sideline reporter. [ The Big Lead] • Warriors, come out and blooo-ooog! [ True Hoop] • All season reviews should include mascots, Erin Andrews, and a slide show of the blog's author hoisting young ladies in a variety of stadiums. [ Screwballs] • LSU fans are already resorting to prayer. Sorry, but Tim Tebow is God. [ Cajun Boy In the City]