This Is Exactly What You'd Expect A Furniture-Tossing Streaker Who Posted Topless Pictures Of A "Friend" On Facebook To Look Like

The cop's smile says it all. In which "it all" translates to '21-year-old Robert J. Baker has been arrested, on separate occasions, for allegedly throwing lawn furniture in a hotel parking lot with some weed on him, running through the streets naked (claiming ignorance of the law) with a swings-at-cops photographer by his side, and posting a lady's topless pictures on Facebook sans permission.'

On top of all that, tipster Charles W. notes of the barefoot perp-walk photograph, "I'm pretty sure he's got both legs in one leg of his shorts."

Yes, yes RJB does.

Here's the rap sheet:

Wilson Borough man accused of tossing lawn furniture into Phillipsburg Inn's parking lot

Wilson Borough man charged with streaking in Phillipsburg; friend allegedly assaults photographer

Wilson Borough man posted topless photos of acquaintance on Facebook, police say