This Is Why You Should Wait Before Wetting Your Britches

The fine gentlemen at Kissing Suzy Kolber call this their favorite highlight ever, and I think it's worthy of the praise. It somehow combines the elements of great sports drama and extreme schadenfreude, all while providing a subtle social commentary on the importance placed on Texas high school football.

I feel sick thinking about all those Oreos that were broken out prematurely and wasted.

I Done Soiled My Britches! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]