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• ESPN Mobile is indestructible. • Eric Mangini, trying to grapple with the Pats. • Brady Quinn, DANCIN'. • Ken Griffey Jr., having some fun with hecklers. • That whole suspension thing kind of mucked matters up. • It's Arena Football Day in Bristol! • Do not cheat if you're fishing. • Charming , Landis. • Bill Simmons gets his Andy Rooney on. • About that new US Soccer coach. • Man, we used to love the spelling bee. • Goodbye, Golden State. • Mr. Sparkle!

That'll do it for us, kids: The Mighty MJD will be here all weekend; he makes life better for everyone we know. We'll be back Monday, after we eat the Cheeto. See you then.