This Week In Great Quotes Linking Soccer Injuries To Sexual Frequency

"The girlfriend of German-Ghanaian footballer Kevin Prince Boateng has offered Italian media an unusual explanation for his recent thigh strain: the 24-year-old AC Milan midfielder loves sex too much. 'He's always [injured and unable to play] because we have sex seven to ten times a week,' model and TV presenter Melissa Satta told the Italian edition of Vanity Fair Magazine. 'I'm afraid that's the reason for the strain.'" [ The Local] (H/T Tomuban)