This Week In News About Werewolves

"According to a Conway (Ark.) Police Department incident report, the subject kicked open the front door of a student's residence at Carrington Apartments on Cleveland Avenue, ran through the apartment and exited by jumping from the two-story balcony. ... The subject stated that a 'large beast,' which was covered in 'gorilla fur,' began to talk to him and told him to 'get rid of the odor.'

"'The only thing (the subject) could think of is that he needed to disguise his own odor. (The subject) went to Carrington Apartments and took off all his clothes, threw them in the dryer with someone else's clothes, and then poured a gallon of bleach in the dryer. (The subject) then put on some more clothes and decided to scare the "werewolf" off. (The subject) attempted to light the bleach and clothes on fire but was unsuccessful," the report stated. The subject stated that he became scared and kicked in the door of the nearby apartment when the 'werewolf' threatened to kill him if he did not." [ Log Cabin Democrat] (H/T Janice)