Time for Quote of the Day Nominations

"Shooting 18-over par is not fun," Tiger Woods who, on Sunday, finished with the highest 72-hole score - 298 - of any PGA Tour event he ever played, even as an amateur. [ AP]

Now, I open the thread up for other Quote of the Day nominees.

Could be from golf.

Could be from a real sport (like baseball, in which Carlos Beltran ran face first into the Citizens Bank Park wall earlier today).

Could be something you just made up on a Sunday on which, for some ungodly reason, you're in front of a computer, too.

Do.

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