To Watch Tonight ...

What to watch as your Billy Bass wall-mounted talking fish takes over the house like the computer from "2001: A Space Odyssey" ... • College Football: Virginia Tech at Maryland. Marcus Vick and the unbeaten Hokies vs. The Terrapins — the one we've all been waiting for. [ ESPN] • PGA Tour: Funai Classic, first round, at Lake Buena Vista, Fla. Notah Begay III groupies, here is your next stop. [ ESPN] • NHL: New Jersey at Pittsburgh. Oh, just another glitzy matchup of glamorous locales. [ Fox Sports New York]