What to watch as the Joker makes a mockery of justice in Gotham City ...
• PGA Tour: Mercedes Championships, first round, at Kapalua, Hawaii. So does the winner get an actual Mercedes? We think he should. [ESPN]
• College Basketball: Villanova at Louisville, Michigan State at Illinois, Brigham Young at Air Force. Big East (yay!). Big Ten (Woo hoo!). Mountain West (comical slide whistle). [ESPN2]
• NBA: Houston at Cleveland, Indiana at Golden State. It's NBA Thursday on TNT, and you don't even have your NBA Thursday decorations up yet, we'll bet. [TNT]