To Watch Tonight

A classic love story that has stood the test of time — your ass, and the sofa ... • College Basketball: Cincinnati at Connecticut; Texas at Iowa State; Gonzaga at Santa Clara. NCAA Tournament, here we come! (May not apply to Santa Clara). [ ESPN] • NBA: Mavericks at Celtics. What kind of a world is it where the Red Sox and Patriots are good, and the Celtics suck? [ Fox Sports New England] • NHL: St. Louis at Colorado. Faithful Avalanche fans will be watching, for sure. [ OLN]