A classic love story that has stood the test of time — your ass, and the sofa ...
College Basketball: Cincinnati at Connecticut; Texas at Iowa State; Gonzaga at Santa Clara. NCAA Tournament, here we come! (May not apply to Santa Clara). [ESPN]
• NBA: Mavericks at Celtics. What kind of a world is it where the Red Sox and Patriots are good, and the Celtics suck? [Fox Sports New England]
• NHL: St. Louis at Colorado. Faithful Avalanche fans will be watching, for sure. [OLN]