To Watch Tonight...

• College Basketball: Pittsburgh @ Marquette. The last time they played, Marquette star guard Dominic James was injured on what Marquette felt was a cheap shot. Maybe someone will punch Carl Krauser in the junk.

• NBA: All-Star Saturday Night. I don't know how you can call yourself a man if you miss Kobe, Magic, and Lisa Leslie in the Shooting Stars competition.

• College Basketball: George Mason @ Wichita State. Watching this game gives you an excuse to make "shocker" jokes all night long.