To Watch Tonight...

• Boxing: Fernando Vargas vs. Shane Mosley. I'd watch, but I can only think of about 75,000 ways to better spend $44.95.

• College Basketball: #18 Kansas @ #7 Texas. This is merely one of the 75,000. This one's likely to decide the Big 12 regular season championship.

• NBA: Knicks @ Wizards. At what point does Steve Francis say, "Hey, stop calling me 'Franchise,' okay? Not even I'm that delusional."